What Would Gucci Do?

As you can see, I have some very interesting links to the right side of my blog. Because it is opperated by Google, the links are supposed to be related to whatever word is most repeated or most recent on my blog page. I'm not endorsing the clicking of these links, by any means! There are some interesting things there, I assure you, but I am not telling you to click. I am going to tell you, however, that I clicked one of them just to see what it was talking about. All I saw was, "High Heel Shoe Chairs, in jr. size, too!" I was interested. Was it like a shoe rack? shoe tree? shoe shelf? shoe dresser?! There are so many things in which we store a shoe that sound very little like actual shoe storage. (I should have a shoe closet or so.) I had no idea. I took a look at the domain name.

http://www.highheelshoechair.com/index.htm

Imagine that. It didn't help. I wanted to know what was on this website. I had to click. I was very stunned to realize at what I was looking. It was a chair in the shape of a high heel sandal. The first thoughts that coursed their way through my head were, "Oh my word, how very tacky" and, "Ah! I want one so bad, now!" The inner diva cried out in so many ways. The only problem was that she couldn't decide if it was too gaudy or too fantastic! Outlandish? Very. Expensive? Kinda. In perfect eclectic taste? YES!!!!!! I remembered from the link posting that there was something about a junior size in this? I found it, alright. And it was adorable in the flashiest possible way. How would I solve this? Shoe lovers unite under the umbrella of the shiny and flashy. And yet, how classy can you be with a pink and zebra faux fur shoe that stands thirty-eight inches high in your apartment? I am still torn. I would like to cry out how I need this chair! Then I remember my friends Prada, Jimmy Choo, Nine West, Steve Madden, and Donna Karan. What would they say?..